Calming Affect

I was told that L-Theanine, an amino acid derivative from the Camellia sinensis plant, has a natural calming affect and helps to relieve stress.  My Beloved sits next to a nice lady who finds it necessary to talk all the time.  This constant chatter gets in the way of the successful completion of assigned tasks.  I suggested that she might give the talkative co-worker a Theanine capsule and tell her that it will give you a calming affect if she will place it against one lip and hold it tightly in place with the other.

For some reason my thoughtfully crafted advice was shunned.